Foreigners Everywhere !!

Hmmm....what constitutes foreign talent?? Mcdonalds workers? Drivers? Over the last year or so, I have seen more foreigners than Singaporeans. Its ridiculous. I went to an Indian restaurant and a China guy was taking my order. And he took it wrongly. It's been pissing off netizens lately and sparks a debate that the government is not looking into the best interest of Singaporeans.

I for one believe that soon there will no longer be Singaporeans. Its like 'Rojak' these days. I saw a woman from China stop by the traffic light and make her son pee in a bottle. I was about 20metres away and my friend wanted to puke after she kept the bottle in the pram instead of throwing it away.

The amount of 'foreign talent' is going to increase tremendously over the next few years and is going to piss more Singaporeans off. Our MM just announced that Singaporeans don't produce enough babies, it's plain simple. Life here is pathetic and expensive that we need to work more in order to not get squeezed.

Welcome to The Republic of Singapore, soon to have over 100 languages and the holder of the guinness book of records for the most races in a country !!!

A smacking and a whipping !! From a true LFC fan ...

5 days have past and Man United fans are pretty silent. It's been peaceful and so thrilling to thump Alex Ferguson and his fagats. Nevertheless, I still think they just might win the league unless they screw up like they did last week. But did you see the faces of the Man Utd fans on Saturday. 4-1 is just disgraceful and it seemed that Liverpool were playing a division 2 side.

This post may piss several Man Utd fans, but I don't care. It's all about pissing them off. Moving into the last leg of the season, Man Utd will probably win the league but its's the thumping that they would want to erase from their mind. Vidic, undoubtly Man Utd's best player of the season was the villian and Ronaldo, their so called World Player of the year was a nobody in front of Stevie G. Not to forget Torres who mad a fool out of all of Man United's players with his sleek skills.

It's definately "You'll never walk alone" , and "Sorry Sorry Man United".........

Over and Out, We're going to Rome !!

My first week at APSN

Its been an enriching first week at APSN (Association for persons with special needs). Kids there have several disabilities such mild intellectual disabilities and down-syndrome amongst others. Its sad but a true fact of life. Being pretty good with kids, I was able to make many new friends and I have had kids calling my name "Mr Raj". Its quite cool to have 20 students say "Good Morning" to you at one time.

I just feel that the government is not doing enough to help these kids and just sweeping that below the carpet. It's a fact and today I have realized this. It's not enough to just give these kids a school. They need financial aid and time. Something that is not given to them at all. Most of these parents also come from poor families and try and make ends meet, thus not giving time to these kids who need more time than an ordinary child. I think many of us have been taking life for granted having not realized how lucky we are !! It's about time we do and help those who truly need help. I

Why do Men have Nipples ?

I was cleaning my cupboard and I came across this old book that was given to me as a gift. It answers hundreds of questions that some doctors can't answer. Questions like is sperm nutritious? Why do your teeth chatter when you are cold? Why are yawns contagious? Do oysters make you horny? Big hand, big _______? Will a shot of bourbon clear a cold? Why do you snore loud when you are drunk? Can you drink your own urine? Why do you have to pee when you hear water dripping? And hundreds more?

Its a really a cool book that was also a New York Times bestseller and it really does make you laugh in the train and then you get stares and people think you're another wacko !! Get the book but if you're a stingy bastard, then just get me to pass it to you !!

Singaporeans are just rude and lack f**ck*ing MANNERS !!

I think this is going to be one of those post in which everone is going to agree with me. Singaporeans all around us lack respect and manners. Blame it on their parent, teachers or ignorance, I don't care. Let me see, in the last 10 days, I can recall more than 10 indidents of disgusting behaviour.

1) Old man on bus keeping a seat for himself and his plastic bag on a bus.

2) People in the MRT not moving in to make way for others to enter.

3) Young boys poking fun at a SIKH man's turban.

4) Young man not letting a pregnant woman sit in the MRT.

5) Lorry driver turning into a double white line.

6) Old man peeing all over the toilet seat.

7) Malay boys shouting in the shopping centre as though it were their home.

8) Old Chinese Aunty spitting in Parkway Parade Shopping Centre.

9) People entering the MRT without letting people get out.

10) The tissue paper "book" table method at all eating outlets.

Let's see if you can think of anymore. These are just the few I have experienced. I think we can relook at our education system and parents priorities !!

World Wide Rave ! It's Tiger Time !!

From the little dot called Singapore, comes one of the world's most famous beers, "Tiger". In conjunction with a module at the Singapore Management University run by Micheal Netzley, this post is written to hop onto the World Wide Rave.

A World Wide Rave is when people around the world are talking about you, your company, and your products. Whether you’re located in San Francisco, Dubai, or Reykjavík, it’s when global communities eagerly link to your stuff on the Web. It’s when online buzz drives buyers to your virtual doorstep. And it’s when tons of fans visit your Web site and your blog because they genuinely want to be there.

So, my colleague (Pei Ying) and I, decided to tell all alcohol lovers about the beer that has been winning countless awards globally. To Singaporeans, its either you love it or hate it. For me I'd just drink anything with alcohol.

Cool Fact 1: The amount of malt used to brew Tiger in 2006 is equivalent to the weight of 160 blue whales, the largest mammal on earth!Water enough to fill 94 Olympic-sized swimming pools has been used to brew Tiger since the beginning of this year.If all the Tiger pints brewed this year alone were stacked horizontally, they would circle the globe three-and-a-half times!

Cool Fact 2: Over 16 billion mugs of Tiger have been produced since the brand’s inception in 1932.If all the Tiger pints consumed since 1932 were stacked vertically, they would take you to the moon and back three times! In the last 74 years, over 3.5 billion litres of water, 424 million kg of malt, 191,354 kg of hops and 16,000 kg of yeast have been used to brew world-acclaimed Tiger.

Get a pint and quench your taste buds !!!

Movies I Can't Wait For !!

2009 looks like a magnificent year at the theatres. With several movies already cancelled due to the "booming" economy in the Land of the Free, several movie-goers already are hoping some of these don't get cancelled or delayed. In no particular order:
1)X-Men Origins: Wolverine
2)Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen (What a trailer!!)
3)Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Not my favorite but kids will be begging their parents to watch it)
4)Dragonball-The Movie (We definately will see the entire China and Japan watching this one)
5)Angels and Demons
6)Terminator Salvation
7)Public Enemies
8)G.I Joe (Long Overdue)
9)Sherlock Holmes(Robert Downey and Jude Law, What a Combination)
10)Star Trek