Why do Men have Nipples ?

I was cleaning my cupboard and I came across this old book that was given to me as a gift. It answers hundreds of questions that some doctors can't answer. Questions like is sperm nutritious? Why do your teeth chatter when you are cold? Why are yawns contagious? Do oysters make you horny? Big hand, big _______? Will a shot of bourbon clear a cold? Why do you snore loud when you are drunk? Can you drink your own urine? Why do you have to pee when you hear water dripping? And hundreds more?

Its a really a cool book that was also a New York Times bestseller and it really does make you laugh in the train and then you get stares and people think you're another wacko !! Get the book but if you're a stingy bastard, then just get me to pass it to you !!

Singaporeans are just rude and lack f**ck*ing MANNERS !!

I think this is going to be one of those post in which everone is going to agree with me. Singaporeans all around us lack respect and manners. Blame it on their parent, teachers or ignorance, I don't care. Let me see, in the last 10 days, I can recall more than 10 indidents of disgusting behaviour.

1) Old man on bus keeping a seat for himself and his plastic bag on a bus.

2) People in the MRT not moving in to make way for others to enter.

3) Young boys poking fun at a SIKH man's turban.

4) Young man not letting a pregnant woman sit in the MRT.

5) Lorry driver turning into a double white line.

6) Old man peeing all over the toilet seat.

7) Malay boys shouting in the shopping centre as though it were their home.

8) Old Chinese Aunty spitting in Parkway Parade Shopping Centre.

9) People entering the MRT without letting people get out.

10) The tissue paper "book" table method at all eating outlets.

Let's see if you can think of anymore. These are just the few I have experienced. I think we can relook at our education system and parents priorities !!

World Wide Rave ! It's Tiger Time !!

From the little dot called Singapore, comes one of the world's most famous beers, "Tiger". In conjunction with a module at the Singapore Management University run by Micheal Netzley, this post is written to hop onto the World Wide Rave.

A World Wide Rave is when people around the world are talking about you, your company, and your products. Whether you’re located in San Francisco, Dubai, or Reykjavík, it’s when global communities eagerly link to your stuff on the Web. It’s when online buzz drives buyers to your virtual doorstep. And it’s when tons of fans visit your Web site and your blog because they genuinely want to be there.

So, my colleague (Pei Ying) and I, decided to tell all alcohol lovers about the beer that has been winning countless awards globally. To Singaporeans, its either you love it or hate it. For me I'd just drink anything with alcohol.

Cool Fact 1: The amount of malt used to brew Tiger in 2006 is equivalent to the weight of 160 blue whales, the largest mammal on earth!Water enough to fill 94 Olympic-sized swimming pools has been used to brew Tiger since the beginning of this year.If all the Tiger pints brewed this year alone were stacked horizontally, they would circle the globe three-and-a-half times!

Cool Fact 2: Over 16 billion mugs of Tiger have been produced since the brand’s inception in 1932.If all the Tiger pints consumed since 1932 were stacked vertically, they would take you to the moon and back three times! In the last 74 years, over 3.5 billion litres of water, 424 million kg of malt, 191,354 kg of hops and 16,000 kg of yeast have been used to brew world-acclaimed Tiger.

Get a pint and quench your taste buds !!!

Movies I Can't Wait For !!

2009 looks like a magnificent year at the theatres. With several movies already cancelled due to the "booming" economy in the Land of the Free, several movie-goers already are hoping some of these don't get cancelled or delayed. In no particular order:
1)X-Men Origins: Wolverine
2)Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen (What a trailer!!)
3)Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Not my favorite but kids will be begging their parents to watch it)
4)Dragonball-The Movie (We definately will see the entire China and Japan watching this one)
5)Angels and Demons
6)Terminator Salvation
7)Public Enemies
8)G.I Joe (Long Overdue)
9)Sherlock Holmes(Robert Downey and Jude Law, What a Combination)
10)Star Trek

A Liverpool Fan Fuming

What is wrong with this guy? Yesterday's transfer deadline saw him selling Robbie Keane after a 6 month spell. Now what the hell will Liverpool fans do if Torres gets injured. Rafa's ranting and mental behavior began 3 weeks back to Ferguson and has been making weird comments ever since. Yesterday he sold Keane after scoring just 7 goals making his worth 1.1million a goal. That's a whole lot of money for a goal !!! Now we just have to pray Torres and Gerrard stay fit for another 25 games. That's alot of prayers for a lot of us who believe God does not meddle with football..

Federer Gets A Spanish Spanking

What is wrong with this guy? I think he should retire at 28. Crying in front of millions of people and whining about not winning. Did you all see him sobbing? My 2nd favorite player (My 1st was Agassi) was shamed again in Australia by a guy who scratches his balls and ass. This is the third time in a row that the Fed Express has gotten whipped by the "balls scratcher" and if Federer does not regain his composure and psychological scare against Nadal, its the end of his carrer for sure this season.